(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song) You have been placed in a queue

But your call is valuable

It's very valuable

We hope this doesn't inconvenience you

Because you're valuable

You're so very valuable! If you wish to make a complaint

We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it

Of course you may have to wait

But that's understandable

Isn't that understandable? Don't ask me, I just work here man

Don't ask me, I just work here man (It sounds to me like you need help!)

We're very good to you

I hope you know we're good to you

(Let me put you through to someone else)

They'll know just what to do!

I'm sorry, I can't help you Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4)

(Work here man)

Don't ask me, I just work here man

Don't ask me, I just work here man

Oh don't ask me, I just work here man

(I just work here man) Person dials 1223

Computer: Directory assistance

Person: Hi, could I please speak to Miss...

Computer: What name please?

Person: Oh, s***

Computer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that

Person: Just put me through

Computer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?

Person: No, you b****

Computer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request

(Music)

Person: Oh, f*** it

(Hangs Up) Why don't you fill out a form?

We can't get back to you

Of course we can't get back to you

But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board

Your thoughts make change! Thanks for your time (x4) Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man) ...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...

(Record scratch)