This ain't Texas
Ain't no hold'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus
And throw your keys up
Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hold'em
Don't be a, hey, come take it to the floor now
There's a tornado in my city
In the basement, that thing ain't pretty
Rugged whiskey, see we're survivin'
Up in red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right
We headed to the dive bar
We always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just work me in the middle, boy
I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas
Ain't no hold'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus
And throw your keys up
Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hold'em
Don't be a, hey, come take it to the floor now
Ooh, take it to the floor now
Ooh, now I'ma lead all my cowboys to the dance floor
To the floor now, ooh
Take it to the dance floor
Oops
Woke up this morning
My heart keeps racing
Straight to the bottom
We all need salvation
Come take it to the floor now
In the straw, take me downtown
Gonna leave a truck
Whiskey, baby, let's get weak and wasted
Might as well just screw it all
And pony up
Hey!
Don't hold back on me
It's a rodeo, we gon' do-si-do
Rope me in and then you take me home
Ha!
Hey!
Give me all of your love
All of your sins, all of your faults
On me, I'll talk to you
But it's loose on the ground
Sippin' on a Tennessee
Spinning me around
I'm chasing you with whiskey
I'll take it straight, baby, I'll take
It's a hell of a life
Baby, I just might
Throw a party for the whole damn town
Just chase my sins away with brown
Brown, brown, brown
I'ma need another round, round, round
One for me, one for my lover
Oh, oh, oh, lover
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Pony up and salute your town
Chasing your sins away with brown
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
Spurs, spurs, boots
There's a whole lot of south coming out
You see me riding on your whole ton of truth coming out