This ain't TexasAin't no hold'emSo lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your LexusAnd throw your keys upStick around, round, round, round, roundAnd I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey, tooIt's a real-life boogie and a real-life hold'emDon't be a, hey, come take it to the floor nowThere's a tornado in my cityIn the basement, that thing ain't prettyRugged whiskey, see we're survivin'Up in red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeahOoh, one step to the rightWe headed to the dive barWe always thought was niceOoh, you run to the leftJust work me in the middle, boyI can't read your mindThis ain't TexasAin't no hold'emSo lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your LexusAnd throw your keys upStick around, round, round, round, roundAnd I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey, tooIt's a real-life boogie and a real-life hold'emDon't be a, hey, come take it to the floor nowOoh, take it to the floor nowOoh, now I'ma lead all my cowboys to the dance floorTo the floor now, oohTake it to the dance floorOopsWoke up this morningMy heart keeps racingStraight to the bottomWe all need salvationCome take it to the floor nowIn the straw, take me downtownGonna leave a truckWhiskey, baby, let's get weak and wastedMight as well just screw it allAnd pony upHey!Don't hold back on meIt's a rodeo, we gon' do-si-doRope me in and then you take me homeHa!Hey!Give me all of your loveAll of your sins, all of your faultsOn me, I'll talk to youBut it's loose on the groundSippin' on a TennesseeSpinning me aroundI'm chasing you with whiskeyI'll take it straight, baby, I'll takeIt's a hell of a lifeBaby, I just mightThrow a party for the whole damn townJust chase my sins away with brownBrown, brown, brownI'ma need another round, round, roundOne for me, one for my loverOh, oh, oh, loverOh, oh, oh, ohPony up and salute your townChasing your sins away with brownAnd I'll be damned if I cannot dance with youBaby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, tooSpurs, spurs, bootsThere's a whole lot of south coming outYou see me riding on your whole ton of truth coming out