And I want to clarify, taking testosterone or producing it yourself doesn't matter.
It actually is true.
It makes you think about *** all the time.
That is something, yes, it does.
It's true.
The dudes are like, that's right, it does.
See, see, I told you, I told you.
Like, relieved.
It's true.
But we can evolve.
We totally can evolve.
I was socialized a girl, so I have that girl voice in me.
Thank God.
Thank God for that voice, because it taught me how to act * right.
It did.
But I now have that testosterone voice that I have, like, these two voices inside me,
not competing, but both informing me.
And I'll be walking down the street, I'll see somebody hot,
and the testosterone voice is like, come on, just look at her ass.
Not out loud, not out loud.
But just look at her ass, come on, just look at her ass, come on, just look at her ass.
And, like, the girl in me is like, stop objectifying her, God.
And then I'm like, where'd she get those shoes?
No, I am proud that I was born female.
I really am.
I'm not, like, I just feel like this was the right body.
I just made some modifications to it.
That's all.
I feel like that's it.
That's it.
But it does make you think about *** all the time.
And I am a horn dog now in ways that I never used to be.
I want to * things you can't.
I can't *.
Every dude in here knows what I'm talking about.
You look at stuff really differently.
You're like, I would put my dick in that.
Yes, I would.
I would totally.
That sandwich was really * good.
I love me some egg salad, man, I'll tell you.
So gross.
I'm so gross now.
That's one of the things, it's like,
I not only, like, think gross things,
I now say pervy things to my girlfriend
that I never used to say as a sweet butch.
I never used to say this * to my girlfriend.
Like, we had dinner, and I said, did you enjoy dinner?
She said, yeah, it really hit the spot.
I go, I'm going to hit the spot later.
I'm going to hit the spot later.
I'm gross.
I'm so gross now.
Oh, my God.
It's so weird.
It's not just what it sounds like coming out of my mouth.
It's also what it looks like coming out of this face.
Because I used to be able to walk into a room
full of, like, my butch, dyke girlfriends,
girlfriends, whatever, and just be like,
what's up, bitches?
And now I look like an old, abusive boy band member.
What's up, bitches?
Like, I just, like, I'm gross.
I'm gross now.
One of the side effects of testosterone
is that it makes you watch porn.
And, um...
Just me?
Yeah, no, see?
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask the guys in the audience.
I'm asking, because of the testosterone,
I want to ask this to guys of any variation
who are horny all the time.
And actually, anybody.
I don't want to be ***ist about it.
I just, let's just say anybody.
Anybody ever feel like, but as a guy,
this is a new thing for me.
You ever feel like you're masturbating too much?
No.
Yeah, yes?
Yes, yes, yes.
See, right?
I, yeah, right?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, sorry, no.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I didn't...
No, I'm sorry.