Take away the trees and the birds will have to sit upon the ground
Take away their wings and the birds will have to walk to get around
And take away the birdbaths and dirty birds will soon be everywhere
Take away their feathers and the birds will walk around in underwear
Take away their p*** and the birds will have to whisper when they sing
Take away their common sense and they'll be headed southward in the spring
Oh, remember me, my darling, when spring's in the air
And the fall has arrived
Birds are whispering everywhere when you see them walking southward
In their dirty underwear, the fancy bird walk
How about some trees so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground
Oh, and how about some wings so the birds won't have to walk to get around
And how about a birdbath or two so the birds will all be clean
And how about some feathers so their underwear no longer will be seen
How about a little p*** so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing
And how about some common sense so they won't be blocking traffic in the spring
Oh, remember me, my darling, when spring is in the air
And the fall has arrived
Birds are whispering everywhere when you see them walking southward in the spring
And their dirty underwear, the fancy bird walk
It's the Tennessee Bird Walk
It's the Tennessee Bird Walk
It's the Tennessee Bird Walk