I didn't sleep again last night and I'd like to discuss the matter the nerves to which I'm strung or tight and I'm as beat as a bowl of batter if old man Rip Van Winkle thought his long sleep was a curse I know how the old man felt because I've got his problem in Reverse 10,432 sheep how long can I toss like this 10,433 sheep what did you put in that kiss I've tried all the remedies the well-known good advice took a hot tub and an alcohol rub did the alphabet backwards twice 10,434 sheep we'd better get married soon 10,435 sheep I'll never hold out till June how much do I love you just in case you didn't know you get a mental kiss with every sheep I count and I still got a million sheep to go do you ever try seeing a doctor a doctor I went to see another doctor who's a famous analyst then he led me to the couch and he gently took my wrist I paid him $50 well that sounds pretty cheap cheap I should have paid him nothing cause I still can't sleep 10,436 sheep and one sheep that got away 10,438 sheep won't night ever turn to day what a fool I am how much do I love you just in case you didn't know you get a mental kiss with every sheep I count add them all together that's a larger amount. I've counted a trillion sheep. How many? I've counted a billion sheep. How many? Well at least a million sheep. I know how the numbers grow and I've got about a million more to go.