I walked in the band just startin' The singer couldn't carry a tune in her buffin' Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought no way with all this ruckus But after one round with Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tappin' long with the feet And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo That band was soundin' pretty darn good to me And some stranger asked me to dance And I revealed to her my two left feet Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked But tonight's about me and an old memory And after three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showin' off moves never seen before Well round five or round six I forgot what I came to forget After round seven or was it eight I bought a round for the whole dang place And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo They were countin' me out and I was about to give in Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo I lost count and started countin' again One round with Jose Cuervo I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo Three rounds with Jose Cuervo Six rounds with Jose Cuervo Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo