Did you ever read Voltaire's, 'Candide'?

He says, "Live life at Benny Hill freak out speed"

Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase

Make it up as you go Keyser Soze Highlights yes but don't underline em

Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem

Life is like Marion Barry

It's not all that it's cracked up to be Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes

Find the meaning of life is there is none

It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day

Be Frank and say, "I Did It My Way" Don't give a Flying Nun no don't give a Gidget

Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget

If life were picture perfect you could frame it

But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it Life is an aimless drive

That ya take alone

Might as well enjoy the ride

Take the long way home All born equal unless you're Canadian

Then halfway through decay like Uranium

You define what's death-defying

Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train

Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?

Have really good times doing really bad things

Cause the show ain't over til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his Candle in the Wind

It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him

But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper

Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'

Don't expect a bright light no just curtains

Life is like a penis most people don't know it

But most people suck so they usually blow it Life is an aimless drive

That ya take alone

Might as well enjoy the ride

Take the long way home Life is an aimless drive

That ya take alone

Might as well enjoy the ride

Take the long way home