Well, my car broke down, it's in the ditchWish I was the son of someone richI'd throw a hundred dollar bills out on the roadAnd I'd catch me a ride to the rodeoThere's a mule deer layin' about the road aheadWell, he ain't sleepin', he's damn sure deadFittest and proud in the blazin' sunHey, I need a ride, come on someoneYeah, my car broke down, I ain't got no moneyStuck out on the roadHey, I need a ride now, won't somebody take me to the rodeoThere's a buzzard circlin' up in the skyThere's a buzzard circlin' up in the skyAnd he's lookin' at me with them beady eyesWell, I don't know, but I got a hunchHe'd rather have me than that dead for lunchRight now, I wish I'd have stayed in schoolBut I had to be a rodeo cowboy foolAnd I'll bet my daddy'd sure be proudIf he could take a look at his son right nowYeah, my car broke down, I ain't got no moneyStuck out on the roadHey, I need a ride now, won't somebody take me to the rodeoYeahWell, here comes a blonde in a CadillacShe got the top rolled down and her hair tied backShe don't look, she don't even slow downShe just keeps them wheels rollin' aroundYeah, my car broke down, I ain't got no moneyStuck out on the roadHey, I need a ride now, won't somebody take me to the rodeoYeahI need a rideCome onYes, side car I'll give you a rideYeah, my car broke downYeahYeahI got a hunchOoh, she looked athreetAh, ah, ahShe moving less than a footAh, heyOh, oh, ohWow, ah, woWow, oh, ohYeahSo netBut Whoa, ah, ah, whoa, whoa, whoaThere's not enough for her to miss that soonWe'll be right back.We'll be right back.