I'll tell you a story.
It's funny.
My uncle came over to my house the other day.
My uncle used to be the president of the Southern
Baptist Convention.
His name is Dr. Charles Pollard.
He has a triple doctorate.
He has doctorates in theology,
psychology,
and philosophy.
Although I think I still make more money than he does.
He's a great man.
And he came over,
and I was making myself a drink,
because
I never pretend I don't drink.
You might know that about me already.
And he goes,
Son,
you are never going to find the answers to
your problems in the bottom of that bottle.
I said, I know.
That's why I'm going to buy another one.
I knew that son of a * was
a dud the minute I laid eyes on her.
Look at that no answer piece of *.
Take me to
the liquor store.
I've got some questions.