Hello?
Hey, put Simon on the phone.
Hello, who's this?
This is PitBall, what's going down tonight?
Same as every other night.
We're gonna fight some freaks and swerve.
I always got 10 to 20 beauties within my reach.
I'm the chief lifeguard at your local *** beach.
Wham bam on the sand make you scream for more.
I pull freaks like reptiles, pull bodies from the shore, close the door.
I'm here to up the ante.
My mouth starts to water when edible panties get pushed in my face.
I gotta take a taste.
I do all my thinking below my waist.
Chase, purging girls, bad mamma jammas.
I move fast like a Suzuki Katana.
Tie you up with your bandana.
I like juicy cherries, you like big bananas.
We're a match made in heaven.
Girl, you know I'm bigger than a Boeing 777.
So, let's get naked.
Leave your high heels on.
I get my groove on your futon then move on.
Let's swerve.
Girl, let's rock it.
Swerve.
You know I'm down, let's rock it.
Let's swerve.
Girl, let's rock it.
Swerve.
You know I'm down, let's rock it.
I'm not Grand Master but I'm flashing hoes out a window.
Yelling there's a party over here.
Brush my teeth gargle with beer.
Wipe the kicks.
Press my shirt then it's time to swerve.
Insert words in my nerves when I speak.
Nerves convert to pearls overnight.
Dish rapper loves to bite.
Soft skinned women with bigger thighs than Earl Campbell.
Don't change the dirty channel.
Leave your bedroom sets in shambles.
When I mack it's a gamble.
Put your money on the stuff.
Hey, Scribbers.
We could wrestle in the mud on the first night.
Do the rough lumbata.
My name is Spitball.
Not Eric, the Smarter, can you dig.
I live for the gigs.
And lickin' Asian chicks and Afro-wigs.
Let's swerve.
Girl, let's rock it.
Swerve.
You know I'm down, let's rock it.
Let's swerve.
Girl, let's rock it.
Swerve.
You know I'm down, let's rock it.
Here to stay.
More thrills.
And Cirque du Soleil
I watch X-rated Japanese anime
First prize at the Miss Teen USA
A date with Simon Says
Dinner and dancing, romancing, girl
I'll get you out your baby doll
With loud cackles and lots of alcohol
I got it all
Crawl into my sheets
I'll rock you to sleep with my Latin beat
Keep an extra girl on standby
She keeps her runway wide open
So I can land my jumbo jet
Where it's hot and wet
I have hot *** with girls I barely met
I'm the homie that can swerve smack dab
Into a wall, get up
Then walk through a ballroom brawl and never fall
So follow my lead
And drink what I drink
I think I got what you need for the night
With swerve left and right
Right into a motel six
Where my girlfriend's waiting
With toys for the session
I give her a kiss then undress
Let's swerve
Come on girl, let's rock it
Swerve
Swerve
Calm down
Let's rock it

Let's swerve
Come on girl, let's rock it
Swerve
Calm down
Let's rock it
Let's swerve
Come on girl, let's rock it
Come on girl, let's rock it


Come on girl, let's rock it
Let's swerve
Let's swerve
Let's swerve
I swear
Yeah.