How'd you do, I see you met my faithful handyman He's just a little broke down, cause when you're not He thought you was a candy man Don't get strong by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a girl by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From sensational Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual, it's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie Well, you got caught with a friend, well, how about that? Well, babies, don't you panic By the light of the night, when it all seems alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From sensational Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession Make it a man with blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From sensational Transylvania Hey, hey! I'm just a sweet transvestite From sensational Transylvania So, come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with anticipation And maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cows But not for septum!