Well
she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm
I got me hat down to jeans and I nearly lost half me arm
But after ten pints she looked like they
couldn't wait to get me hands on a flabby tit
Sweaty Betty!
Sweaty Betty!
So I said slap that and ride the ripples I
just gotta get me gob round the greasy nipples
She had a massive ass and sweaty breasts
38 said she were a mound of flesh
Sweaty Betty!
She eats a lot of pies
Sweaty Betty!
She's got enormous thighs
Sweaty Betty!
Have you smelt her breath?
Sweaty Betty!
She crushed a man to death and I knew that
she wanted me for shagger
Sure stabbed her gump with me mountain dagger
I couldn't believe the size of her bum She
used to play the wiggin' at the back of
the scrum Sweaty Betty!
Sweaty Betty!
Sweaty Betty!
Sweaty Betty!
I've seen it like it's just day or a bum
But you know me I'll * out this bum
Sweaty Betty!
She eats a lot of chips Sweaty Betty!
She's got massive tits Sweaty Betty!
She's got a huge vagina Sweaty Betty!
You'll fit a bus inside her Sweaty Betty!
Sweaty Betty!
She's so obscene Sweaty Betty!
Three tons of margarine Sweaty Betty!
She's like a lump of lard Sweaty Betty!
She makes me willy and sweaty me!