I come home from work the other night dog tired as I could be I saw a grayfedora where my hat ought to be now man I'm not the jealous type but it sureappears to me when I come home ought to see my hat where my hat ought to besuspicions suspicion it's got its hold on me when a green-eyed monster getsya he'll never set you free like the other morning I left the house I startedto laugh and sing when I got about halfway down to work I got to thinkingabout something so I doubled back home and opened the door to see if I'd got aletter now I'm not the least bit jealous you know me man I know better well Ikind of tippy-toed in you know just to see what I could see I saw a great bigblack cigar where my pipe ought to be on the breakfast table there was bacon andeggs and toast and orange peel when I got up my wife gave me a dish of coldoatmeal suspicion suspicion it's got its hold on me when a green-eyed monstergets ya he'll never set you freemy wife says that I'm jealous well you know I ain't of course say when I comehome with a hair on my coat I gotta show her the horse but like the other morningshe got up and left the house about five said she felt like taking a walk in thehills felt good to be alive well I didn't give it very much thought but Idid notice just for fun that the nylon on her left leg had started a little runnow she come busting back home at nine I know I wasn't tired but the nylon runI'd noticed now I was over on the right suspicion suspicion it's got its hold onme when a green-eyed monster gets ya he'll never set you freeI've been thinking about it lately with prices the way they go how come it waswe eat so much and our grocery bill so low understand I'm not complaining say Ishould be filled with joy but I just got to thinking about that good-lookinggrocery boy so just in case I had a clue I thought I'd set a trap when I comehome unexpectedly he was sitting in my wife's lap she smiled at me a sicklysmile and what do you think she said look honey I caught a burglar and agrocery boy dropped it suspicion suspicion it's got its hold on me when agreen-eyed monster gets ya he'll never set you freeit never set you free