Tarzan wasn't a lady's man
He'd just come along and scoop him up under his arm like that
Quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent,
now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sitting around in no jungle scheme
Dumb as an ape doing nothing
Superman never made any money For
saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Hey Bob,
Sup had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any
bank in the United States He had the strength but he would not
Vogue said his family were all dead The
planet crumbled but Superman he forced
himself to carry on
Forget Krypton and keep going
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes
But he
could hardly string together four words I,
Tarzan,
you,
James
Sometimes when Sup was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit
And turn his back on man
Join Tarzan in the forest
But he
stayed in the city
And kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phone booths till his work was through
He had nothing to do but go on home
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never
see another man
like him
And sometimes I despair the world will never
see another man
like him