I caught Spider-Man jerkin' off in a booth

To a Wonder Woman comic

Then the Bionic

Bitch *** the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner

Did I see Santa

No, it's the Green Lantern

Little Bo Peep cold *** her sheep

Keep eatin' that pussy

*** the ??

Best *** a bitch

Bullwinkle's kinda moosy

Triple X, hardcore

Nigga *** a floozy

Miss Piggy

Gotta pick a sticky

Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse

Smoked a blunt for the hicky

Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow

Messin' with the pussy

Hairy just like the werewolf Cyclops, Wolverine

And the Nightcrawler

Went to a bar

And, yo, they had dollars

Roll in the parlor

Hittin' off switches

For Richie Rich riches

Pulls all the bitches

I turned on the headset

Like Judy Jetson

Here comes Barbie

Look who she lets in

Hansel, Gretel

Gretel, *** the kettle

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

(It's a small world)

Ready for some call girl

Wrapped around her neck

A lace that was all pearls

Nights had Medusa

Dancin' on tables

Joker's got a lap dance

From Charlie's Angels It's night

In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City

As a woman in a feline costume

Strokes a Siamese cat

And speaks to several well-dressed men Twinkle, twinkle

On a star

Superho, tell me who you are

Catwoman in a red tight see-thru

Dancin' on a pole

With a do-see-do

Mosy on out

Now where goes that ho they call

Cinderella

Makin' men jealous

Like Dick Tracy

Tweety, Sylvester

(Sufferin' succotash)

Cuz Snow White's gonna be ***in' all night

Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror

He-Man's ***in' with Smurfette and She-Ra

The freaky, freaky deeky

Wilma Flintstone

Betty, too

Is she ready for the nympho?