And I'll say goodnight with this song.
A very simple song about killing yourself.
Or the failed attempt at killing yourself.
This is how it came out.
Wow.
Yeah.
You
left me darling,
so sad and so blue.
Life holds no meaning for me without you.
You broke my heart dear,
now I want to die.
But I fail each time I try suicide.
I took my straight razor and stared at my wrist,
but fainted when I'd made the first little nick.
I tried tranquilizers,
but still cheated death.
I slept one whole weekend and woke up refreshed.
Pain,
pain,
will it never end
till I find some way to do myself in?
I don't want to live now that we're apart.
And it's so slow dying from this broken heart.
Wow. I've leaped
seven stories,
but somehow survived.
I crawled out of a big,
dimpsy dumpster alive.
Hit her square in the middle,
made a hell of a crash.
But I
walked away,
I was saved by the trash.
I've walked in the lightning,
but never got struck.
And ate dog food in hopes
that I'd be killed chasing trucks.
I've hanged myself dear,
since our divorce.
But
somebody came to my rescue,
of course.
Now I've changed years.
I've dived off of
bridges and jumped out of boats,
but it makes no difference,
cause I always float.
Been
dragged out of fires and pulled off of cliffs.
They keep saving me for a fate worse than death.
Pain,
pain, I'll end it soon,
though I've been committed to this big rubber room.
Cause
I'm getting better at holding my breath.
They won't cheat me out of the sweet sting of death.
Michael Huffman, y'all!
Come on!
Dr. Kevorkian, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you all.
Love you.
Love y'all.