A lot of people laugh at where we live They can't see all of the positives
There's college degrees and the streets aren't clean
No wonder we love our suburban scene
The suburbs have got it all
We can watch cable or play tetherball
You can't ever get the blues
Blues
When you're in close proximity
To a stride right shoes
Suburban pride
Suburban pride
Suburban pride
Girl scouts take MasterCard
Dad's always mowing the manicured yard
In the city
In the city

I'd go insane
No neighborhood
Whiffleball game
Air without
Industrial smoke
Lots of old
Retired
White folk
Picket fences
And private
schools
Everyone knows
Dude, the suburbs rule
Suburban pride
Suburban pride
Suburban pride
I love the suburbs
Long jockeys
And feeders for the birds
Mini vans and middle-aged balding guys
Wanna bury it in the burbs
When I die