Well, I don't know why I came here tonight Got the feeling something just ain't right I'm so scared I guess I'll fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep a smile on my face Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends, they come a-callin' Slap you on the back and say, please, please Well, I'm trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all It ain't cool waking up from the floor And I don't think that I can take any more Yeah, there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Oh, I'm stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends, they come a-callin' Slap you on the back and say, please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight Got the feeling something just ain't right I'm so sad, I guess I'll fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Well, there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Oh, I'm stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Mm-hmm, stuck in the middle with you