BATTER UP!
Batter up, you lied, that was strike one
Strike two, you cheated, I found out
Batter up, strike three, you're out
You said we'd have a cottage small
Then you had to go and drop the ball
For you're the kind who has to roam
The way you play, you'd never make it
home
Batter up, I'll tell you what you've done
Batter up, you lied, that was strike one
Strike two, you cheated, I found out
Batter up, strike three, you're out
If you think kisses are to steal
You're playing way out in left field
The way you play is a disgrace
You'll never even make it to first base
Batter up, I'll tell you what you've done
Batter up, you lied, that was strike one
Strike two, you cheated, I found out
Batter up, strike three, you're out
Batter up, strike three, you're out
You're out