I worked all week each month this fall, and also had myself a ball.
I punched a clock each day like most, and also shot the whole east coast.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
My stolen identity.
I bought two suits in Baltimore, and jewelry on the Jersey Shore.
I popped up next in Portland, Maine, for lobster tails and French champagne.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
What have I done? Where have I been?
The information's rolling in.
A paper trail comes in the mail.
I'd like to put myself in jail.
One evening I'm on Harbor Square.
I really lived it up up there.
I did it all. I got around.
And not once left my old hometown.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
My stolen identity.
Woo!
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
I've got two suits in Baltimore, and jewelry on the Jersey Shore.

I need to stop myself somehow.
I have become a problem now.
I really should be done with it, but I just don't know when to quit.
I hope to meet myself someday.
That is the man whose bills I pay.
We'll both get wine and caviar.
And he'll pull out a credit card.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
Identity.
My stolen identity.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
Had angry husbands at my door.
I have not met his wife before.
He's not convinced and wants to fight.
I guess I had some fun last night.
There ain't no telling where I'll be, because of late there's two of me.
And one has tons of fun for free, with my stolen identity.
My stolen identity.
With my stolen identity.
My stolen identity.
I guess I had some fun last night.