I'm so stiff, man Yeah, yeah, yeah It's fine, babe Denmark's best producer They say I'm stupid when I'm drunk, when I'm going crazy But, baby, I can't stand it I'm so stiff, it's weird Can't be my friend Because, baby, I can't stand it I'm always living day by day I'm wearing my coat And I'm talking about my case Driving a Pinocchio on me Because I'm living when I'm drunk But the ladies are easy They're filled with booze Yeah, give me time to snap Five minutes like porn on the computer And then I steal a scooter Choose a shark Piss on a car Find me in the house So I know you know the style When you're so *** wild And you're *** about to drink Vodka till tomorrow night And the ladies need to have dick Pull out a cigarette To play smart My sound is gold It's four together When you're so *** wild And you're *** about to drink Vodka till tomorrow night And the ladies need to have dick Pull out a cigarette To play smart My sound is gold It's four together They say I'm stupid when I'm drunk When I'm walking on coal But baby, I can't do it I'm so stiff, a device gets stuck in my ass Because baby, I can't do it I drink a little too much Most people say The guy who took the city For an angel And then it happened My feeling says I should stay I'd rather look up than look down Turn around on the dance floor Fuller than a mother***er To me like an *** Are you stupid? Where am I drunk? Have bought too much booze Said it was cool Now I'm hanging in the bar And can't figure out Where the hell did the man go? This is not over Jumping out on the street To find a plane On a scooter Jumping on the back To see us When we roll Directly into the subway Grabbing the bananas On the way to Pentahouse Screaming into the cash register The ladies Everyone knows Who the *** they are Buying more booze And walking around in Algarve Algarve