[Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice .. ] Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,

you stupid mutha***aaaaaa! [a low bass metal voice .. ] Now that you got the album,

what the *** are you gonna do with it,

BITCH BITCH Bitch bitch ... Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke

Tell your momma to get off of my tip

I have no time to give her my dick

I'm gonna hold it

And walk around the stage and

If you *** up I'm goin' to get my gage and

Unload the barrel and lough

'cause I'm puttin' led in your motha***in' ass

Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted

Because when I'm on hard my dick's at least a yard

In the days of old I was a nut

Now I need at least 3 ho's when I ***

'cause I do a check, nut 1 nut 2

Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do

You're used to the crew, bitch

'cause I would never quit

As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' *** -=- CuT -=- I told you that nigga was crazy

E boy, that's my boy, godamnit -=- CuT -=- I got a fable that you need to listen to

It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two

One Sharone and the other one Shine

I want to nut but which one do I want?

Shine said Eazy let me *** you blind

And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind

I said *** it, I know what should be done

Just pull your panties down and I'll *** the biggest one

And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer

So I can always have a on-hold skeezer

Get out to tick it, I do it like that

So I told the ho's to take a big step back

Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said

Here's what I'm gonna put inside

*** it like a rabbit, *** it let's wreck it

But I won't love you,

When I'm done I'd still be talkin' *** ... -=- CuT -=- That boy'z good

Yeah that boy's good

That motha***a'z talkin' all kinds of ***

I used to get pussy like eazy here and every day

You're motha***in' lyin'

How you know I'm motha***in' lyin'?

You're lyin', your dick can't get hard ..

Oh, *** motha***a

Nigga you lied

Who you're talkin' to..?

... -=- CuT -=- Dre : Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that ***,

HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET'S REWIND IT! -=- CuT -=- Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit

And you know it ain't about all that bull***

It's about ***in' this bitch and that bitch

But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho'

Just throwin' me the pussy

She says she wants to do it like a doggy

She's bad, nobody is badder

But she got more crabs than a seafood platter

Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me

Just to say "I got ***ed by Eazy"

So I slapped the ho' like a pimp

I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater

So when the *** hits the fan it's outta my mouth

You don't like what I'm talkin' about

All of ya'll can just ***

You can quote me now 'cause I'm still talkin' *** .. -=- CuT -=- The boy's good, I told you the boy's good

The nigga has talent

You don't know a damn thing

Yeah, I like that part, bring that *** back one more time, Maestro

I can do the bagaloo

That old *** did'nt play out in 1967 ...

Hey *** you, *** you ..