Hey yo, what's this song about? My, my, stepdad See if this ever happened to you My, my, hey My, my, stepdad One thing that sticks in my craw When I was six and I saw my stepfather Hittin' my mom, slapped her right in her eyeball I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic With all the pictures I draw *** that I've already witnessed Is probably twistin' my thoughts All I can hear is drama with mom in him I can always hear him arguing down the hallways The walls are thin, so the noise Is startin' to feel like the norm Our dog pissed on the carpet He stomped it so hard, I just had to put it down He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker My, my, hey My, my, stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' My, my, stepdad Outside I look like I'm calm Inside I'm a ticking time bomb Cause of this motherfucker Who sticks his dick in my mom Last night he said I left the kitchen light on But he walked in there this morning And purposely flipped it, I saw him Hickory switch to my bottom I counted 69 times, he swatted me with it I cried, he just started hittin' me harder God, I wish I could just charm If I could get my weight up But I'm just a second grader This *** is bigger than I am But I've been readin' it School about this *** called liquid cyanide I'm fantasizin' at night When he's sleepin' at just the right time Sneak up with a lethal injection And put him down like they did to my dog I'm talkin' euthanasia Like kids in Taiwan This fuckin' ***'s like Saigon Neighbors call police on him So many battery chargers This dude's like lithium ion Then mom and him like bygones Just be bygones So on eggshells I walk And just try not to piss this guy off But this is why I My, my, hey My, my, stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' My, my, stepdad So this year I'm goin' into the fifth And I'm tall I'm five foot six on my block I'm the toughest kid But I got way bigger fish to fry Which is why I'm tryin' to get this fish to fly off The handle to wait for the fish to fly To put this guy in a pine box He's always lookin' for cash Well tonight I've cooked up a plan So this Christmas I got Some color books and some crayons I'm layin' on the floor In a living room with some friends Color and he walks by Kicks my arm and goes oops and just laughs I yell for mom And as she's rushin' to my defense I stood up and said *** you punk Then I took off and ran To my bedroom as I fled Knowin' *** would hit the fan Slammed the door and hid behind it With an aluminum bat He kicked it in I swung it hard as I could at his hat His noodle went splat He fell right at the foot of my bed I'm a little bit scared But my angels overtook in the fear I threw down the bat And just started whoopin' his ass Beat him with my bare hands The big bad wolf ain't so bad Ding dong the pussy is dead The bully finally gets his Stomped him until he pissed enough To fill a two liter with Then buried him next to my dog And if I got a juvie for this I'ma tell him I, I hate my, my stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye, bye stepdad Cause I, I hate my, my stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye, bye stepdad