We ain't goin' to the partyWe ain't goin' to the gameWe ain't goin' to the discoAin't gonna cruise our wayWe're stealin' people's mailStealin' people's mailStealin' people's mailStealin' people's mailOn a Friday nightTravelin' in the mountainsRunnin' round and roundRunnin' just through your mailboxesTake your mail back to townAnd we got back to business when it gets tax returnsCheck your wallet, check your truck, make it saferMoney, bills, I can't rejectPretty funny pictures of your kids gonna steal your mailOn a Friday nightWe're gonna steal your mailLike a family nightLike a grocery shopLike a grocery shopLike a grocery shopLike a grocery shopPeople say that we're crazyWe're takin' all our loveOn a Friday nightStealin' people's mailStole their cashWe ain't goin' to the discoAin't goin' to the discoBut congratulationsI want us backWe ain't goin' to the discoStealin' people's mailStealin' my sinsStealin' people's mailStealin' me JahreStealin' people's mailWe'll see you next time.