March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a while March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a while Staircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three ways "If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead
"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead Staircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three ways "If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain the family name
"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain the family name Staircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three ways Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
And if it breaks your legs then don't come running to me