� You know I got five people inside of me Trying to control my body I know they're there without a doubt Cause every once in a while, they'll all speak out like What is it? What can it be? Get with it, get busy Don't laugh, cause I can't control it I try my best to hold it and hold it But you see, they got the best of me � I wish they'd leave me alone and then I'll be free Oh Dr. Ice, so sorry � � I've been fighting it, my boy, you can't control me Cause I'm a true-yard man, that's what my father told me � So spar with me, I don't spar at all Yo, it's getting crazy, it's getting out of hand Five personalities is more than I can stand But uh, bear with me until it's gone Uh oh, I feel another one coming on What's up party people? � I'm chillin' in the Pescovisional And to you sweet young ladies, dame un beso Tu eres linda y quiero salvar tu nombre Para lluvarte conmigo, para mi pariso Check it out, you know, see I could be a married man With a beautiful wife, but then again I ain't living that � But it's just so ridiculous � Split personality Split personality I can't control my split personality Split personality Split personality I can't control my split personality � A singer, a dancer, a rapper too I can do anything that anybody can do I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself To do this, you must have a strong mentality In other words, gotta have a split personality A matter of fact, to be exact Come to think about it, I'm somewhat like that It's how split personality goes and comes Like two people trapped inside of one One's a nice person, the other is not One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot A miniature on my arm and I'm feeling you around And before you know it, baby, I'm beating you down And I'd say sorry and together we'd cry Then I'd look you in your face and spit in your eyes Then I'd snatch your baby's lollipop and then give it back Smile at his mother before I get slapped Help an old lady across the street Then I'd trip the crab by sticking out my feet Well, then I'd pick her up before she dirties her dress And charge her five dollars for all that mess First was softy, a bully, then hard again So baby, please tell me, when will this end? I used to get high, but now my system is dry I used to tell the truth, but now I lie All the girls go by, I used to say hi But now I *** them with no reply I know I ain't right, but that's the way that I am Excuse me if you might, but I don't give a damn Cause I try to be polite, but sometimes I miss And get rude and say things like this Hey, you! Yo, I'm talking to you, black Are you stupid? Or were you born like that? Come on, give me an answer Not three million and five Shut up! I hear your voice, your opinion You sneeze and snatch, you're a big disease catcher Gonna, gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, gotcha Don't blame it on your father You told me that you love him Blame it on your mothers, all five of them From what I see, you got a problem, man Caplende, capiche, capun, understand? If you were smart, you'd probably do this instead Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head Then I apologize with a sweet apology It's not my fault, it's the person inside of me Split personality Split personality I can't control my split personality Split personality Split personality I can't control my split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality Split personality