Hey you guys, I've got this story for you.
It's about this mate of mine, you probably know, Roger Gascoyne.
You know, he's on the telly.
Anyway, you know, one day Roger wanted to rob a bank, you see.
Wanted to rob this bank.
And he thought, well, if I go into the bank, they'll recognise me.
So he went down to the make-up department and he put on a false beard
and he trimmed his eyelashes down and things like that.
And he got all disguised up and he goes along to the bank and he says,
OK, you lot, this is a hold-up.
And the teller looks at him and just laughs, you see.
And he says, you're Roger Gascoyne, aren't you?
And he says, how do you know that?
And he says, well, you've sworn off the wrong end of the shotgun.
Hey!
Ah, Stu!
I've been looking for you everywhere.
What did you say?
I didn't... Oh, dear.
What are you doing here, anyway?
What am I doing?
Well, I've been watching how to make a record, haven't I?
I've been behaving myself, haven't I?
Well, anyway, I've been nearly.
But how did you get here?
How did I get here?
Well, you see, it all started off, I started looking for this mate of mine, you see.
He's named Spike.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Here, mister.
You haven't seen my friend, have you?
He's got this funny face and this hair that comes right down over his eyes.
He's named Spike.
Well, Spike.
And me.
You know, we're great company.
And he's been my friend for as long as I can recall.
Went over this morning.
Found out he was gone.
Seems nobody saw him.
I've looked all over town.
He's about.
He's about so high.
And about this wide.
He's a happy friend and he wouldn't hurt a fly.
He wouldn't, couldn't.
His eyes are blue.
And they look at you.
And you know that he's just only trying to please.
Spike.
Spike.
Come here, Spike.
Where are you?
I don't know, mister.
He's always running off.
He's got a lovely house, too.
Spike.



Went over this morning, found out he was gone Seems nobody saw him, I've looked all over town
Please mister, if you see my friend Would you get him to wait and give me a call on the phone
You see, it ain't much fun when you're on your own
Look in my face, get down
Come on, you'd better get out of here before you cause any more trouble
Oh Roger, do I have to go?
Afraid so
Oh alright, I'll see you later you guys
Okay, see you later
And don't forget, oh they can't see my thumb off the record
Don't forget, gives a go anyway, alright
I think I'd like to make a record you know
Well I don't know, New Zealand's really ready for it
Oh by the way, I hope you can fix your guitar alright
And the studio, I hope that thing's picked up alright
Come on
I'll see you later, set off
See you, all right
All right
Nice one Stewie
Stewie, nice one
Nice one Stewie
Stewie, nice one
Nice one Stew
It's never hard to do
Good to see ya
Never wears a frown
Never feeling down
Yeah
I didn't, um, oh dear