Oh, Spidey Bell, Spidey Bell Swinging through Midtown Oh what fun to sling a web And take the bad guys down Spidey Bell, Spidey Bell Quipping all the time Oh what fun to swing around New York While fighting crime Thwipping through the streets Of New York every night Wrapping bad guys up In my web so tight Crawling up the walls Making villains fight What fun to make the holidays Free from crime tonight Oh, Spider Bells, Goblin spells Vulture laid an egg Spider Buggy blew a tire And Venom got away Spidey Bell, Spidey Bell Swinging all the way Oh what fun it is to fight The bad guys every night Swinging through the streets On a web of spider silk Kicking all the butts Of villains and their ilk Bombs from goblins fling, fling Pumpkins blooming bright, bright How hard it is to consistently bring Peace to New York all night Oh, Spidey Bells might be swell To do more than fight crime I got a lot of qualities That don't get much at time I can sing, I can dance I tell jokes, I act I can be a big deal if my agent called me back Why did I agree To do this stupid song? I have a degree In chemical engineering I thought it would be fun To show this side of me Now I fear it lacks Artistic integrity Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells Is this who I've become? Selling out my good name For an impulse buy album Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells I'm filled with deep regret I'm cancelling this song's release Before depressed I get Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells Swinging through Midtown Oh, what fun to sling a web And take the bad guys down