I've hunted from high and low, I've looked him in the eye I dream about the perfect way to make this devil die Come taste my blade, you manky bear, for gobbling up my leg I'll hunt you, then I'll skin you, hang your noggin on a peg Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu You're ancient as the highlands and as unforgiving too Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu Now the time has come for all of us to slaughter you He's bigger than a cullen, killing armies with his paws Mardu is never happy till the blood runs from his jaws He mounts us in the mountains and he fights with every clan His teeth and jaws have ripped the hearts of many a highland man Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu And lads and lasses, are we bonnie babies too? Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu Now the time has come for all of us to slaughter you Through glen and bog and heat and fog we'll find your furry lair And then we'll latch you, make you dance, you bear, the gnarly mare We'll roast your rump and haggis and eaves and fry your blue blood black We'll mix a slice of thigh with spice and grill you on the rack Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu And while you're here we dump the meat to make a nice side stew Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu Now the time has come for all the clans to slaughter you We'll make his hide a cosy chair, his head upon the wall We'll splash a dram of whiskey on his snout at every ball Tales we'll tell from glen to glen of how we slayed the beast We'll roast brave Highland men at every royal feast Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu Our engines get from fire to fire of the devil that we slew Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu Now the time has come for all the clans to slaughter you