When I was a young boy

They said, "You're only gettin' older"

But how was I to know then

That they'd be cryin' on my shoulder Put your money in a big house

Get yourself a pretty wife

She'll collect your life insurance

When she connects you with a knife Somebody get the doctor

I'm feelin' pretty poor

Somebody get the stretcher

Before I hit the floor Somebody save me, I lost my job

They kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me, save me And everybody's got opinions

But nobody's got the answers

And that *** you ate for breakfast

Well, it'll only give you cancer We're runnin' in a circle

Runnin' to the morning light

And if ya ain't quite workable

It's been one hell of a night Somebody get the doctor

I think I'm gonna crash

Never paid the bill

Because I ain't got the cash Somebody save me, I lost my job

They kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me, save me, look out Save me, I lost my job

They kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me, oh, save me Somebody save me

I'm goin' down for the last time, look out

Save me, save me, save me