� When I was a young boy They said you oughta get an owner But how was I to know then That they'd be cradling my shoulder Put your money in a big house Get yourself a pretty wife She'll collect your life insurance When she can match you with a knife Somebody get the doctor I'm feeling pretty poor Somebody get the stretcher Before I hit the floor Somebody save me I lost my job and they kicked me out of my tree Somebody save me Save me Well everybody's got opinions But nobody's got the answers And the *** you ate for breakfast Well they don't wanna give you cancer We're running in a circle Running to the morning light And if you ain't quite workable It's been one hell of a night Somebody get the doctor I'm feeling pretty poor Somebody get the stretcher Before I hit the floor Somebody get the stretcher Before I hit the floor Somebody save me I lost my job and they kicked me out of my tree Somebody save me Save me Save me I lost my job and they kicked me out of my tree Somebody save me Save me Somebody save me I'm going down for the last time Save me