Here come the champagne vampires Of Monte Carlo nights
See the caviar in their eyes And all the DJ faithful
Victims of a circumstance Though they can't dance, they have no chance
Somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
I'm an old school fool with an ordinary crew Never had a woman like you
And if he did so, he'd be spinning you the blues
You find it so amusing His ego trips without reception
Oblivious to your perception
I see your lips are moving But I can't hear what you're saying
But I know just what you're thinking
Somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
I'm an old school fool with an ordinary crew Never had a woman like you
And if he did so, he'd be spinning you the blues
You find it so amusing
Somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
I'm an old school fool with an ordinary crew Never had a woman like you

Somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
Oh, somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
I'm an old school fool with an ordinary crew Never had a woman like you
And if he did so, he'd be spinning you the blues
Somebody kill the DJ For he know not what he play
I'm an old school fool with an ordinary crew Never had a woman like you
And if he did so, he'd be spinning you the blues