Morning sunshine through the curtain throws a Rorschach on my wall Waking up wide asleep I try unraveling it all By all rights I should be dead from this bullet hole in my head Oddly enough I seem to be alive Greatly dismayed I discover that the feet under the covers With the red toenails can't possibly be mine Won't somebody help me? You got to help me Cause wine, too much wine And a female friend of mine Rode a Mustang through my mind last night It was a Saturday, a doesn't matter day We were drinking at the old Red Law Had another and another with my long lost brother Till the room began to fog Then a fine looking woman walked by Looked me in the eye Gave a sigh and took me by surprise I said sit down and take your place But my long lost brother raised He had just gave in and passed out on the floor Won't somebody help me? You got to help me Cause wine, too much wine And a female friend of mine Rode a Mustang through my mind last night Won't somebody help me? Won't somebody help me? Cause wine, too much wine And a female friend of mine Rode a Mustang through my mind last night Won't somebody help me? Somebody help me Somebody help me Somebody help me Somebody help me Somebody help me