Yo, it's the mystery of the laundry machineWhere those socks go, it's a scene unseenLet's dive in, let's find the cluesIn the sock odyssey, it's me and youLaundry day comes, I toss them inPairs of socks let the spin beginRound and round, they twist and twirlBut when the cycle's done, I lose a pearlOne sock's here, the other's goneWhere do they vanish all day long?Check the corners, check the floorFound some left, but nothing moreLaundry day comes, I toss them inPairs of socks let the spin beginRound and round, they twist and twirlBut when the cycle's done, I lose a pearlOne sock's here, the other's goneWhere do they vanish all day long?Check the corners, check the floorFound some left, but nothing moreYo, it's the mystery of the laundry machineWhere those socks go, it's a scene unseenWhere do those socks go? It's a scene I've seenLet's dive in, let's find the cluesIt's sock odyssey, it's me and youOne sock's here, the other's goneWhere do they vanish all day long?Check the corners, check the floorBut when the cycle's done, I lose a pearlOne sock's here, the other's goneWhere do they vanish all day long?Check the corners, check the floorBut when the cycle's done, I lose a pearlWandry day comes, toss them inPairs of socks, let the spin beginRound and round they twist and twirlBut when the cycle's done, I lose a pearlOne sock's here, the other's goneWhere do they vanish all day long?Check the corners, check the floorFound something, but nothing moreSock odyssey, where do they go?The washing machine, it's Mr. EshowSock odyssey, toss them spinWhere do they vanish? Let's dive inIs it a wormhole, or maybe a hole?Black hole trapSocks disappear, never come backMaybe they're pernickin' in SocklandiaLivin' it up with funky socks maniaOpened the dryer, took a peekMaybe it's sock monsters playin' hide and seekTurned out the pockets, checked the drawerFound a penny, still socks are goneSock odyssey, where do they go?In the washing machine, it's Mr. EshowSock odyssey, lost in the spinWhere do they vanish? Let's dive inI even asked the cat, have you seen my sock?She just purred, gave us my little topMaybe they're potting, a grand escapeFrom laundry baskets, they vanish, no traceI even asked the cat, have you seen my sock?She just purred, gave us my little topMaybe they're potting, a grand escapeFrom laundry baskets, they vanish, no traceNo traceOpened the dryer, took a peekMaybe it's sock monsters playin' hide and seekWhat sock she just purred, gave us my little topMaybe they're potting, a grand escapeFrom laundry baskets, they vanish, no traceSo next time you watch, remember this taleOf socks that vanish without a trailIn this sock odyssey, the mystery is fineWe'll keep on searching, time after timeNo traceNo trace