You can read it in the papers

In some places, it comes in thirty two flavors

But you wouldn't tell no one your favorite

If you could From the White House to the alleys

From the President down to Long Tall Sally

Can't live with it but you'll die without it

Yes you would Senorita's in the kitchen she's a fistful of dynamite

You call 911

But you can't stop the fun tonight

It's alright You can't start a fire without a spark

Well there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease

Love is a social disease Where you look, you can find it

Try to run, but you're always behind it

So you play hide and seek like a blind kid

'Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught So you'll say, hey, that you had some

But they took it and held it for ransom

Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome?

You won't talk, no So you telephone your doctor

Just to see what pill to take

You know there's no prescription

Gonna wipe this one away You can't start a fire without a spark

But there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease

Love is a social disease, love is a social disease She's so full of high grade octane

She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's

Now you know for sure, she knows the cure

To make any blind man see You can't start a fire without a spark

Well, there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease

Love is a social disease You can't start a fire without a spark

But there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease

Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease Nothing a shot can't cure