I wanna see you in the night lights I wanna be there when you're all *** up You never paint me like you're French girls You're just too much of a gentleman Always hand me home by ten And I'm missing out again You only call me when it's over You think I'm Jackie, not a Marilyn You're not afraid to take me home Introduce me to your mother, but I'd rather be hungover You only call me when you're sober You only call me when you're sober I wanna catch you getting jealous I wanna be there when you get kicked out You think I'm Mary, a Madonna So you treat me like a gentleman Always hand me home by ten And I'm missing out again You only call me when it's over You think I'm Jackie, not a Marilyn You're not afraid to take me home Introduce me to your mother, but I'd rather be hungover You only call me when you're sober Why do you only call me when you're sober? Don't want a gentleman Don't need a gentleman No, not at 3 a.m. Don't want a gentleman Don't need a gentleman No, not at 3 a.m. You only call me when you're sober You think I'm Jackie, not a Marilyn You're not afraid to take me home Introduce me to your mother, but I'd rather be hungover You only call me when you're sober Why do you only call me when you're sober?
