Leave slowly, but come back quick Eat so much it makes us sick Start to look just like Saint Nick Fall down like a snowflake Uncle Dylan's, late to lunch Nana Gwyn's, drank too much My lovely wife was buzzed at brunch We're all a bunch of snowflakes We're all a bunch of snowflakes My baby stepdad brought Mary Lou Tried to tell us why Trump's good for you The table goes quiet cause that's what we do We're all liberal snowflakes My dad's new girlfriend from Taiwan Ran new to the country and she's 21 They met online and now she's my mom She's never seen a snowflake Cause they don't get no snowflakes Once in a lonely lifetime There'll be peace for all mankind I went out to the world And I was searching for my tribe Now it's a family vibe In this home of mine The reason I'm alive The snowflakes are mine Mom's bringing up the past again And somehow World War III begins Think I know how this one ends I'm off to watch the snowflakes Time won't change us, nothing will I know they're not perfect but I love them still Much makes me happy but my family will Love this bunch of snowflakes God bless this bunch of snowflakes Once in a lonely lifetime There'll be peace for all mankind I went out to the world And I was searching for my tribe Now it's a family vibe In this home of mine The reason I'm alive The snowflakes are mine All my life A love insane These are my people Time won't change us, nothing will I know they're not perfect but I love them still Much makes me happy but my family will Love this bunch of snowflakes God bless this bunch of snowflakes