One, two, three, four.Pigs will fly and the earth will fryWhen they get me doing honest hoursSnookeroo, snookerooDaddy's going on the boozeMother used to cut my hairAnd sister used to make the newsWell, it was two rooms up and two rooms downWe were sentenced by the wrecking trainOh, I was born on the eve of HalloweenAnd snookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo's my nameI need someone to cook for meAnd turn me loose at nightI could spend my life with a factory girlCause a factory girl's my typeI hear the gossip on the streetMost of them think they're stupidThey say it's trueOh, don't you know that I hear them sayThere goes that lazy no-good snookerooSnookeroo, snookerooDaddy's going on the boozeMother used to cut my hairAnd sister used to make the newsWell, it was two rooms up and two rooms downWe were sentenced by the wrecking trainOh, I was born on the eve of HalloweenAnd snookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo's my nameSnookerooSnookeroo, snookerooDaddy's going on the boozeMother used to cut my hairAnd sister used to make the newsWell, it was two rooms up and two rooms downWe were sentenced by the wrecking trainWell, it was two rooms up and two rooms downWe were sentenced by the wrecking trainAnd snookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo, snookerooSnookeroo's my name