You were the clown on a mission Big floppy shoes and a nose to match
If you'd only think of one thing Smiling at your kiddies while he's checking
out your skivvies Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs He was a clown with a fetish
Your underwear's hanging from the tip of his nose
He's thumbing through your handprint Stiffing at the crotch of your pantyhose
Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs
Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs
Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!
Stiffy!
Stiffy the clown!
You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!