You were the clown on a mission Big floppy shoes and a nose to matchIf you'd only think of one thing Smiling at your kiddies while he's checkingout your skivvies Stiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugs He was a clown with a fetishYour underwear's hanging from the tip of his noseHe's thumbing through your handprint Stiffing at the crotch of your pantyhoseStiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugsStiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugsStiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!Stiffy!Stiffy the clown!You never knew he was sniffing your drugs Stiffy!