How you doing out there? You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's getting on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, I used to have them just about all the time, but I found a way to get out of it. Let me tell you about it. Sitting in the classroom thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap just ain't my bag New bells ring, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two Smoking in the boys' room Smoking in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school Checking out the halls, making sure the coast is clear Looking in the stalls, no, there ain't nobody here My buddy Fang and me and Paul To get caught would surely be the death of us all Smoking in the boys' room Smoking in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school Well, they put me to work in the school bookstore Checkout counter and I got bored Teacher was looking for me all around Two hours later, you know where I was found Smoking in the boys' room Yes, indeed, I was smoking in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school One more! Smoking in the boys' room Smoking in the boys' room Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules