I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Oh, my daddy, he once told me
Son, you be hard-working man
My mama, she once told me
Son, you do the best you can
But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said
Hard work good and hard work fine
But first take care of him
So now I smoke two joints when I get up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game
And at every show I play

Ten thousand points
I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Oh, my daddy, he once told me
Son, you be hard-working man
My mama, she once told me
Son, you do the best you can
But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said
Hard work good and hard work fine
But then one day I met a man

Hard work good and hard work fine
But then one day I met a man





But first take care of him
Smoked two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
Smoke two joints, that's what I do
Smoke two joints, come and smoke two joints with me in the morning
Smoke two joints, come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon
Smoke two joints, hey would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
Smoke two joints, I knew you were gonna say that
Smoke two joints
Smoke two joints, that's what I do
Smoke two joints