Pick me a town
and any climb
Where people like a rockin' good time
Then stay awake both day and night
Till everybody's feeling good and right
Then throw me a smack dab in the middle
Pitch me a smack dab in the middle
Chunk me a smack dab in the middle And
lead me rock and roll to satisfy my soul
I want chain Cadillacs and a diamond mill
Ten suits of clothes to dress to kill
Give me a ten room house and some barbecue Fifty chicks,
not over twenty-two
Then throw me a smack dab in the middle
Chunk me a smack dab in the middle
Hollow me
a smack dab in the middle And lead
me rock and roll to satisfy my soul
I want loads of bread and gags of meat
Oodles of butter, then something sweet
Give me some coffee to wash it down Bicarbonated soda by the pound
Then throw me a smack dab in the middle
Pitch me a smack dab in the middle
Punk me
a smack dab in the middle And lead
me rock and roll to satisfy my soul
I want this fine band and a lot of girls
A sheet that's waved with natural pearls
Give me a wagon load of bonts and stocks
Open up the door to Fort Knox and throw me
A smack dab in the middle Pitch me a smack dab in the middle
Dump me a smack dab in the middle And
let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul
Just let me rock and roll to satisfy
my soul Just let me rock and roll
to satisfy my soul
Yeah!