Megan was a girl who liked the world, who liked to play with other girls
But she cannot play, no she cannot play no more
Yeah
Joey was a boy who had a few toys and he liked to play with the other boys
But he cannot play, no he cannot play no more
Yeah
Heard their heads going down the slide, now they're brain dead now, yeah they're dead inside
And they cannot play, no they cannot play no more
Yeah
Now they lay in their little bed, both families wishing they were dead
Now they cannot play, now they cannot play no more
Just be careful around slides, you could snap your, snap your neck
Careful around slides, yeah, around slides, yeah
Be careful around slides, you could snap your back
Yeah, be careful around slides, around slides
Yeah
Michael was a kid and he used to slid and slip and slide
But suddenly he died so he cannot play, cannot play no more
Oh
On his way down he killed a girl, her name was Emily
She's out of this world, cannot play, she cannot play no more
Oh
Slip and slide, so dangerous as *
Water everywhere, you could break a tit
And you will not play, no you will not play no more
There is no cure
For today, just once you have it
You're stuck with it, you won't play, no you won't play, no more
Just be careful around slides, you could snap your, snap your neck
Careful around slides, yeah, around slides, yeah
Be careful around slides, you could snap your back
Yeah, be careful around slides, around slides
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