Well, wouldn't you know it, she sounded like a pole when I dropped her off at the station
You know what happened next, she wrote me a text that was full of abbreviations
You gotta understand, I'm a lyrical man, but I'm not a fool, you know
You gotta listen to me, girl, it's not that difficult, let me steer the road
I thought I'd keep it a while with this industry, girl, she looked hungry but a little jaded
Before too long I started having the song, I could tell she really hated
Now it's a well-known fact that I overreact when I'm on the road
You gotta watch me, girl, it's not the end of the world, let me steer the road
You do it one time, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it three times, baby, just go back to school
You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night, five times in a row
You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go
She was cooking up a song when I got home, it was Armageddon in the kitchen
It was out of my hands, there was a flash in the pan, but the lady just wouldn't listen
More often than not, when the fire is hot, I'll strike it like a man
At the end of the day, I don't know what to say, catch me if you can
You do it one time, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it three times, baby, just go back to school
You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night, five times in a row
You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go
You do it seven times, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it seven times, baby, in the middle of the night, five times in a row
You do it eight times, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it four times, baby, in the middle of the night, five times in a row
You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go
You do it one time, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it three times, baby, just go back to school
You do it four times, baby, that's alright, two times, that is cool
You do it seven times, baby, in the middle of the night, five times in a row
You do it six times, baby, that's the way to go