Rainbows flirts, slats in skirts, muscles brightly glisten
Conversations full of film, let's all have a listen
Oh dear, oh dear, we live in fear, and media bulbs are bobbing
If you're bent, they're on your scent, there can be no stopping
We're on-site blondes, vagabonds, into heavy metal
Your hair looks like it's been done by a dyke
And we must go to set it
Magni-tracking photos taken of your murky past
Oh, shoot, told you, love it, don't you?
Hey, hey, the gang's all here, pimps and birds, straights and quips
Inquiring minds, what's the smear at the skeletons in your closet?
The Sunday morning in the park, down the pub or in the bar
And we all have a good old laugh at the skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
It's Barney Barbalas
Isn't it?
It's Barney Barbalas
It's Barney Barbalas
Isn't it?
Juicy bits, saucy snips, there's gold in them, they're gutters
Blue rinse mob, on the job, curtains on the flutter
And there's cheap old culture and bleeding horses, burnt out by the score
And all with tails, and all with tails, and all with tails
Never a file to shock you to the core
Kinky boots and rubber suits, it's all going on next door
Holes you, toads you, love it, don't you?
If you had your face, sweet Dan, if you spanked your girlfriend's bum
We can all join in the fun, and the skeletons in your closet
What's the world coming to?
Ain't we got nothing better to do?
I spent all day sifting through the skeletons in your closet
Hi,hi, the gang's all here, dicks and pervs, strikes and quids
The quarry moorings want to sneer, at the skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet



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