The kind of men that women need
Are built for comfort, not for speed
Sixty Minute Man is Sixty Minute Man
Look here, gals, I'm telling you now
They call me Lovin' Dan
I'll rock'em, roll'em all night long
He's a Sixty Minute Man
And if you don't believe I'm all I say
Come up and take my hand
And when I let you go, you'll cry
Oh yeah, he's a Sixty Minute Man
There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing
And then you'll holler, please don't stop
Fifty minutes of teasing, fifty minutes of squeezing
And fifty minutes of blowing my top
And if your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see old Dan
I'll rock'em, roll'em all night long
Cos I'm a Sixty Minute Man
Sixty Minute Man
Sixty Minute Man
Sixty Minute Man
Now look here, gals, I'm telling you now
They call him Lovin' Dan
I'll rock'em, roll'em all night long
I'm a Sixty Minute Man
And if you don't believe a word I say
Come up and take his hand
And when he lets you go, you'll holler, whoa
He's a Sixty Minute Man
There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing
And then you'll holler, please don't stop
There'll be fifteen minutes of pleasing
Fifty minutes of teasing
Fifty minutes of blowing his top
And if your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see old Dan
I'll rock'em, roll'em all night long
He's a Sixty Minute Man
That's Fiddlin' Philly Stein
Scraping the cat's intestines with a horse's tail
I suppose a clock's out of question
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All night long, he's a Sixty Minute Man
Sixty Minute Man, they call him
Love him Dan, rock'em, roll'em all night long
He's a Sixty Minute Man
Calls himself a Sixty Minute Man?
His watch must be running fast