Have
you ever been embarrassed
when you're in a smart cafe?
When they play the Cuban tempo,
is your dancing quite fancy?
There's a studio on Main Street,
over Tony clothing store,
where a very small investment pays you dividends below.
Six lessons from Madame Lazamba,
you'll do the rumba and the nula conga.
Six lessons in Madame Cabana,
and you will imagine
you're down in Havana.
Her four Latin daughters will help you to start,
while finding the rhythm you might lose your heart.
Madame Lazamba,
and you'll develop your hip and your knee.
And say,
by the way,
if you're short,
it's okay if Madame likes you.
Lessons are free.
Rosie to give you lesson one,
Chiquita give you lesson two.
Madame gives you all the rest,
and her lessons are the best.
The madame shows you how to walk,
the madame walks it with her saw.
When the madame starts to squawk,
that's her Cuban double saw.
Six lessons from Madame Lazamba,
and you will develop
your hip and your knee.
And say,
by the way,
if you're short,
it's okay if Madame likes you.
Lessons are free.
Six lessons from Madame Lazamba.