Bartender I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 a.m.

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my *** out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunkin' stuper

I did what I should of never done

Now I'm sittin' here talking to you

Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

Crashed that piece of *** and then stepped away You know, Mo, I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers til they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up

And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

Crashed that piece of *** and then stepped away I guess it's meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary

See me on T.V.

The next cop series

I am a danger

I guess I shoul've done something about my anger

But I'll never learn

Real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She through a fit so I crashed that piece of *** nova And now I'm goin' back again

Back to the pin to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They'll ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

Crashed that piece of *** and then stepped away