There hadn't been no *** for quite a bit so the monker thought he'd start something signifying ***
It was one bright summer day the monker told the lions that has a big bad burly mother***er living down your way
He said you know your mother that you know your mother that you love so dear so anybody can have her for a ten cent glass
of beer
He said you know your sister this old and grace that he's done to cause her to be that way
And the lion knew he didn't play the dozens and he knew the elephant wasn't on his cousin
So he went out through the jungle with a mighty rope popping his tail like a farty foe
Knocking giraffe to the knees and knocking coconuts from the tree
He ran up on the elephant under the coconut tree said come on you big bad burly mother***er
It's just you and me
Now the elephant looked at him grabs like the cone his ass had gone on trail pick on somebody's ass
Lion jump back like a little jitterbug to make his pass the elephant side step knocked him dead on his ass
Broke three ribs and *** up his face. He knocked his ass all out of play
They fought all night and fought all day by the Lord's help the lion got away
Now the lion come back more deader than a lad that's when the monkey started some more so signifying
He said the king of the jungles ain't you a bitch you like some with the seven-year-age
He said when you left the lightning flashing the bells wrong. You look like something been down there hung
It's what mother***er. Don't you roll? So I jumped down on the ground and beat your *** ass some more
So while I'm swinging around in my trees all the swing over your chicken *** head and pee
It's every time me and my lady be trying to get a little bit here
You come down to the jungle without a wahoo ***
And a little monkey was dancing all around his feet slip and his ass must have hit the ground like a streak of light in
The bowl of white heat the lion was on the monkey with all four feet monkey looks up with tears in his eyes
He's I'm sorry brother Lance. I apologize Lance apologize. Yes. I'm gonna stop you from your signifying now
The monkey got to think and think fast if you want to save his little hair a he said look brother Lance
Everybody saw me when I fell out of my tree. He said ain't no good and well that you taking advantage of me
So, but if you let me get my balls out to say I'll fight your *** ass all over this land
Now I'll jump back and brace for a fight the monkey swings down there out of sight
For days and days the monkey was gone alone thought the monkey was never coming home
But the monkey come back with two forty fives. He said come on big old mother***ing now you my side
He said remember that day when I fell out of my tree. He's you put your big funky feet all over me
Remember when I looked up with tears in my eyes, you want to *** me?
Of course, I wouldn't you chicken *** sad line looks around with a chicken *** granny. So come on brother monkey, man
You can be friend. He said no more row row ***. Well, I carry on when I thank you and the missus is at home
He's around your tree. I won't trespass because I won't have a friendship to laugh the monkey still wasn't satisfied
He had a loud beat. He had two forty fives. He's a stick your nose in this sense
I'm gonna hear you hollering all over God man. Once again, the monk just tickle him again jumping up and down his feet
Mr. Lamb his ass hit the ground like a streak of light in a bowl of white heat
He was right back on his ass with all four feet
Not deep in the jungles in the still of the night when the lion rule all of the rest of the monkeys get the hell
out of say