Oh, what have you done with your life?

Oh, please don't tell me

Just shut up and go to work

'Cause you're interrupting me I won't represent the U.S.

In the Summer Olympics

My character's questionable

My life is a broken record I'm shredding the documents

I'm keeping my mouth shut

I'm running on radio silence

I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents

The switchboard is lighting up

I'm not taking anymore calls

Well maybe from Larry King And I don't know who killed who

I'm having a *** change

To a woman who loves too much

My sister's a petty thief I doctored the evidence

Yeah it was a cover up

I wanna stay wrapped in my blanket

And never get out of bed I'm shredding the documents

I'm keeping my mouth shut

I'm running on radio silence

I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents

The switchboard is lighting up

I'm not taking anymore calls

Well maybe from Larry King All rumor and innuendo

An Eagles reunion

The 20th century's closing

It's closing in on me You know what my father said

Well I'm not gonna tell you

Some words that I try to live by

It's none of your goddamn business I'm shredding the documents

I'm keeping my mouth shut

I'm running on radio silence

I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the documents

The switchboard is lighting up

I'm not taking anymore calls

Well maybe from Larry King I'm shredding the documents

The switchboard is lighting up

I'm not taking anymore calls

Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey